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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Coffee 8:32 Wed Apr 25
Jellyfish
Stunningly beautiful nasty little fuckers, aren't they?

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lab 9:56 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
Little fuckers, got stung on the arm in Barbados by one, didn't see the rascal ,snorkelling over a wreck at the time. Quite a few large buggers washed up on the beach near Poole a couple of years back . Baffled the dog .

Sydney_Iron 9:57 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
Yes, but quite tasty if prepared correctly!

lowermarshhammer 10:20 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
They are not all little fuckers. Some of them are fucking big bastards. 10 metres!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deepstaria_enigmatica

Northern Sold 10:38 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
The Rochford 'man'o'war is pretty deadly in the Estuary...

joe royal 10:40 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
Thought this was going to be a RIP thread about the bloke that slung one up Madonna.

Northern Sold 10:42 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Starfish go hunting for them with nets

On The Ball 11:08 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
I can honestly say, with no exaggeration, that jellyfish terrify me.

Swiss. 11:41 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
Some people will find any excuse to urinate on themselves.That's an urban myth btw and doesn't relieve the sting.

Nasty things.

Swiss. 11:42 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
Portugeuse Men of War can have tenticles 100 miles long

Alex V 11:43 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
One of, if not the best power-pop bands of all-time.

Chigwell 2:16 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
Swiss: sorry to be pedantic but a Portugese Man of War isn't a jellyfish. It's a colonial organism made up of lots of interdependent tiny creatures. As for 100 miles, more like 100 feet.

Swiss. 3:49 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
Chigwell

You get the bait of the year...lol

Yeah I know I lied. This time :-)

cup of tea 5:40 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
Absolute cunts these things - the sea version of cunts with wings (wasps) Was stung in Spain many years ago, obviously not a venomous one but had around 5 lines on my leg about 10 inches long and it stung like fuck. Luckily only lasted around 24 hours but going out on the piss was an effort as it stug like fuck when walking

Cheezey Bell-End 7:10 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
Given the choice, I would choose a hit from a Portuguese man o' war over a box jelly any day.

factory seconds 7:23 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
remember getting done by either one of these or a weaver fish after a great surf session. listened to pearl jam on the drive home and the pain in my leg turned into a bizarre euphoric serenity as black kicked in.

had a massive steak on getting home. fully recommend it.

ray winstone 7:26 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
Good first album but kind of waned after that.......

Alex V 7:31 Wed Apr 25
Re: Jellyfish
Oh I think the second (and last) album Spilt Milk is a masterpiece, one of my favourites. The weird thing is their genius guitarist Jason Falkner had already quit the band and they hired session players who they instructed to basically recreate his guitar parts - it results in a sound that is kind of artificial and too measured and cynical but that's kind of what they were about anyway so it works.

Aalborg Hammer 9:06 Thu Apr 26
Re: Jellyfish
Went to Wales on a stag weekend for the eldest boy and the landlord in the boozer we stayed in (which was near the beach) warned us about the jellyfish and mentioned that there hadn't ,until recently,been a word for jellyfish in the Welsh language..Fish is 'pysgod' and jellyfish is 'Pysgod wibbly wobbly' He went on to say that oven is 'Poppity'and microwave oven is 'Poppity ping' ...strange breed the Welsh.

Coffee 9:09 Thu Apr 26
Re: Jellyfish
Ha ha ha! Is that true?

Hammer and Pickle 9:20 Thu Apr 26
Re: Jellyfish
Anyone would think they're making it up as they go along.

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